When life gives you lemons…
I live on Mars. Yes, in space. I say what I mean, and I mean what I say. &Coincidences happen to me on a daily basis.So where do I fit in? The way I figure it, I will probably never be struck by lightning, or become the dictator of a small nation in the Pacific Islands, or contract terminal ear cancer, or spontaneously combust — but I am going to be remembered; leave evidence that I was living to do more than just exist.
...Paint that stuff gold
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
(Source: ppowermuffgirls)
