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When life gives you lemons…
I live on Mars. Yes, in space. I say what I mean, and I mean what I say. &Coincidences happen to me on a daily basis.
...Paint that stuff gold
When life gives you lemons…
I live on Mars. Yes, in space. I say what I mean, and I mean what I say. &Coincidences happen to me on a daily basis.
...Paint that stuff gold
My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over, nobody was home.
if you’re unicorn or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
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birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year
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